Tuesday, August 26, 2008

A Classy Post

Who needs formal education? The internet can teach us everything we need to know! 

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Procrastinating




What adorable kayakers!

the NeverEnding Bloggy.. ugh i hate myself sometimes. No, I hate myself all the time.


The NeverEnding Story is one of the best fantasy films of all time.  And what goes great with it is a Banana nutella panini from Andiamo of Silverlake.   I like this place because it delivers (can we say hangover?!) and it's semi-affordable.. not that I worry about money.  And it's also eco-friendly.. not that I care about the environment.  What were we talking about?  Oh right, the NeverEnding Story.  In this timeless tale, Bastian, who has been bullied and struggles in class, finds himself in the attic of his school (skipping class, mind you! bad ass alert!), reading a leather bound book called the NeverEnding Story.  He gets into the book, feeling the emotions of the characters more and more, and begins to become the hero, Atreyu.  Atreyu would be totally hot if he were a few years older.  And if his name was changed to something like Mitch.  Atreyu is sent by the Emperess to go on a journey to stop The Nothing from destroying Fantasia.  Fantasia is the land composed by the dreams and hopes of the Earthlings.  The Nothing represents the emptiness that has taken over the Earthlings dreams. Wow, I'm not even stoned right now.  Not that I get stoned, FAMILY.  Not that my family reads this.  Not that anyone does.  Anyway, Atreyu meets some fun characters along the journey.  There is only one semi-scary character at the end, but ends up being harmless.  Other than that, all of the characters are good-natured and I love how they are all ugly.  It's not attractive people with make-up on.  They are like neatly chiseled pieces of art, if you will.  Wait, will you? Seriously. Anyway, whatevs, rent this movie, or if you aren't lazy and have NetFlix, put it on your "Q." Just kidding, I know, it's spelled "queue."

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

yo yo yo

let's get this shit up and running motha!@#*(!  

so, as you can see, this is a blog that I am writing because lately my days have been spent auditioning for 5 minutes and then dicking around, trying to be creative and stay positive for the rest of the day.  so, instead, of boring myself with myself, I've decided I'm going to bore an imaginary human being with myself. Enjoy!

This Blog Is Dedicated to the Late Great Bette Davis